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What do cows always add to their salad?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

What do you call a grammar professor who loves Christmas?

How do football players deal with their problems?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?

Where do mermaids see movies?

What happened to the glow worm who was squashed?

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What do you call a depressed strawberry?

Why is money so stubborn?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?