What does a panda ghost say?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?

Why did spring break up with winter?

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

Why are ghosts always in trouble?

Why did the frog starve?

What do you call a belt made of clocks?

What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What food is a man's best friend?

Who is a fruit's favorite celebrity?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

What do you call a cat who loves bowling?