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How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?

Why was the dairy grumpy?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

When you die, what part of the body dies last?

Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?

Which hot drink loves golf?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?

Who is Texas' favorite superstar?

How do you spot a modern spider?

What car does Yoda® drive?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?