What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
A guard dog.
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What kind of computers do horses use?
Which dog belongs in a band?
What goes up when spring rain comes down?
Why do plants hate algebra?
What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?
What did the antelope husband call his wife?
Why are sailors so good at writing letters?
What did the mom say to her kids when they spilled their cereal on the floor?
Which vegetables have the hardest time swallowing their food?
What kind of dog has the worst allergies?
What's good for both poker and theater?
Why do runners watch so much TV?
What's a leprechaun's favorite kind of music?
What is a duck's favorite snack?
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