What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
A guard dog.
What's a glow worm's favorite song?
Why do all ocean animals get along with mollusks?
What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
What does the sun drink out of?
Why are trees so carefree this time of year?
What words make the best athletes?
Where does money love to go shopping?
What's a pirate's favorite color?
What do mice do when they're at home?
What is an archer's favorite store?
Where do surfers go to school?
What was Jesus' favorite nursery song?
What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
Why is it impossible to believe anything a cow says?
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