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Why did the big cat marry someone so much younger than her?

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What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What did the puppy want to be when he grew up?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

Why are kitten siblings always fighting?

Do you have the best ceiling?

What animal makes the best pizza dough?

Why can birds afford a house in this economy?

What do you get if you cross a cat with a canary?

What do jokesters study in college?

Which former US President was always cold?

How does a penguin build its house?