What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
A CAT-erpillar.
What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?
What type of songs did cows like to listen to in the 1950s?
What does Rudolph call his wife?
How do automobiles fly?
Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?
Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?
Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?
Why is grass so dangerous?
Which state has the best streets?
Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?
Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?
What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?
What do you call a handsome runner?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?
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