What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
A CAT-erpillar.
Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
What do you call a nearsighted cowboy?
Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?
What's the politest month?
What do you call a pig with no clothes on?
Why did the man bring a ladder to church?
Why are lunges a great way to start exercising?
What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
What do you call a person who is happy on Mondays?
What did the drummer name his twin daughters?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
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