What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
A CAT-erpillar.
Which animal loves to scare trick-or-treaters?
What do bees chew?
Where do kittens go to school?
Why can't skeletons play music at a church?
Why would a frog wait for the bus?
Who do superheroes go to see when they're not feeling well?
What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"
Why is money so stubborn?
How do you measure a millennial?
What kind of car do eggs drive?
How do you make a hamburger laugh?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What did the goat, cow, duck, and pig all call each other?
Why did the student get upset when their teacher called them average?
What is the most faithful insect?
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