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How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?

Why did someone ask the baseball player to punch them?

Why does Santa's sled get such good mileage?

What are a schoolteacher's 3 favorite words?

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Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

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Why don't eggs tell jokes?

To whoever stole my copy of Microsoft Office, I will find you.

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

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