What kind of cat has to crawl everywhere he goes?
A CAT-erpillar.
Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?
What is the most important grooming habit for a rabbit?
Why do rhinos charge?
What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
What is a basketball player's favorite type of jewelry?
What does a female lion call her mate?
What did the adding machine say to the cashier?
What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?
Why are grandkids so great?
If Santa Claus and Mrs. Claus had a child, what would he be called?
Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
What do you get when you cross Bambi with a ghost?
Why are boats so bad at asking for forgiveness?
Why did the lamb cross the road?
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