Why don't ostriches fly ?

What do you call a fly that enters a beehive?

How much does it cost to swim with the sharks?

What vegetable is nice to everyone?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

What vegetables make the best music?

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

What do you call a pig lumberjack?

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

What do you say to Simba when he's moving too slowly?

What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?

Why was everyone surprised when the engineer had a bad temper?

What vehicles are in the best shape?

What do you get when you cross an archer with a gift-wrapper?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?