What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?

Why can't you trust a pig?

Why didn't the dog want to play football?

The museum curator needed a break.

My boss instructed me to set up the company's 401k.

Why can you never find the number nine?

Why did the frog starve?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

What do you call a joke book for chickens?

Why do optometrists love to vacation in the Caribbean?

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?

Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?