Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
RE-EYE.
Which flower is easily embarrassed?
Where did the 8-year-old tree go to learn?
What flowers rarely depreciate in value?
What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Why do sleep therapists love their work?
Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Why do cats always get what they want?
Did you hear about the guy who got hit in the head with a can of soda?
What do you call it when the ocean is calm around Christmastime?
Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?
How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?
What's a cat's favorite type of Mexican food?
What's an old pig's favorite holiday?
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