Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
RE-EYE.
Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?
I can cut down a tree only using my vision..
What kind of story do trees love to tell?
Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What do you call octopus twins?
Why are elephants wiser than chickens?
What did the tree say after the long frigid winter?
What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
On Thanksgiving, what does Dad have in common with a baseball player?
Did you hear the rumor about butter?
Someone stole all my lamps.
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