Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?
RE-EYE.
What tree is always ready for fall baking?
Why did the mountain cry all the time?
Why did the lawn mower get kicked off the team?
Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?
What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?
Who invented the first airplane that couldn't take off?
Why are stones so good at music?
What did the kid say when he failed science lab?
Why did the painting win the presidential election?
What sweet treat never panics?
Why was the pickle self-conscious?
What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?
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