Why did the mountain cry all the time?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

What kind of tree can you hold in one hand?

What do frogs order when they get BBQ?

What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

Why did Tarzan spend so much time on the golf course?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?