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Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

What's the main rule in zebra baseball?

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If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

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What did one plate say to the other?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

What restaurant is on time for every meeting?

Why did the little girl plant the Christmas lights?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?