What do you call the dialect that all chickens and roosters speak?

What do you call a mentally unstable goat?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?

Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

Which elf is the best singer?

What did the shower say to the toilet?

What occurs twice in a lifetime, but only once in a year, twice in a week, but never in a day?

What game do bats excel at?

What is a waiter's favorite sport?

Why did the pillow go to the doctor?

Why did the echo get detention?

What is a construction worker's favorite card game?

Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?

Which accessory can you only wear in the car?