What do you call a sad strawberry shake?

What do you call it if people get into a fist fight over chips?

What did the ghost drink when it was trying to stay healthy?

Why is grass so dangerous?

Where do you take sick ponies?

What does a dog say before eating?

Why should you take your dad to the zoo for Father's Day?

Why do cows like being told jokes?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

What game did the cat like to play with the mouse?

What do you call a sarcastic duck?

Where do rabbits go out to dance?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?

What animal always goes to heaven?

What do sprinters eat before a race?