How does a taco bless the table?

What did the salad say to its dad?

Why didn't the melons get married?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

What is blue and not heavy?

Where do ghosts go on vacation?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

What kind of car does Mickey Mouse's wife drive?

Where do belly buttons go to college?

What type of music did the pilgrims listen to?

Why is oxygen so wealthy?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

What part of a fish is the most musical?