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A tuna melt.
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Why did the chicken go to the seance?
What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?
What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?
What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What should you say at a salad bar restaurant?
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What does a queen bee do when she burps?
What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?
Why did the whale cross the road?
What do you call a very small Valentine?
Why did Granny put her cell phone in the fridge?
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