What do you give a sick lemon?

Why was the pickle self-conscious?

Why did the skeleton attend the backyard barbecue?

How does a cow do math?

What do you call octopus twins?

Why are cats so good at finding dates?

Someone stole my mood ring!

What might you call waking up in the morning?

Who delivers the cat's Christmas presents?

Which yearbook superlative did the dog win?

What insect thinks it's a dog?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

How do chickens leave the highway?

Where does Superman park his cars?

Where did the hockey player get all his money?