What do you call octopus twins?
Itenticle.
Which animal loves to have a good time?
How is cat food sold?
Why do archers make great cow optometrists?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Why are bakers so good at math?
What do bees say in the summer?
Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?
How are mountains able to see?
What do you call it when the maternity ward is low-staffed?
Why hasn't the North Pole ever won a war?
What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?
Where do mixed drinks always go for dinner?
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?
My Valentine this year is a goalie.
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