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Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?

What money do cats use to go shopping?

What's the loudest sport?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

Why are bakers so good at math?

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

Why did the patient think his doctor was lying about his diagnosis?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

What time does everyone love to drink?

What tea do footballers drink?

Where do pigs learn magic?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

What's the laziest vegetable?

When do flowers get their workout in?