Why did the cloud date the fog?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

What do you call a pig's sore eye?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

What streaming service do fishermen watch?

What kind of car do eggs drive?

Why did the professor write on the window?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

What are the strongest days of the week?

Why was the robot so sleepy after her road trip?

What's a frog's favorite sport?

Why is a fish easy to weigh?

How do you fix a broken jack-o-lantern?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?