What did one tectonic plate say when he bumped into the other?

What do you call a dog in space?

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

How do football players deal with their problems?

What kind of ant is good at math?

Why don't math teachers like conspiracy theories?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

What do you call a 100-year-old ant?

Why are cowboys always religious?

What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

What's the difference between pickleball and tennis?

What do you call a flying police officer?

Which bird would make a great farmer?