What do you call a pig's sore eye?
A pig-stye.
What animal is undefeated in all sports?
What do you call it when a hen spots some lettuce?
What ocean creature can you never see coming?
Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?
Which animal is the best at trying new things?
Which animal will never go bald?
How does Moses make his coffee so great?
What's the friendliest national park?
What did the tomato say to the ear of corn?
What does a dolphin say when it's confused?
Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?
What do you call a penguin in the desert?
What do you call George Washington's false teeth?
Why shouldn't you go to a baseball game on bat day?
What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?
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