What do you call a pig's sore eye?
A pig-stye.
Why is an elephant braver than a hen?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
What types of dogs do fortune tellers always choose?
Why do bagpipe players walk when they play?
Which president loved to take baths?
Why is golf harder than baseball?
What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What game does chlorine never lose?
What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?
Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?
Why do cubes make great referees?
What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
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