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What kind of bees hum and drop things?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

What do a sword and a piano have in common?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?

How did Noah see the animals in the Ark at night?

What's grandma's favorite fruit?

Why should you be worried about the calendar?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

Did you hear what happened to the pumpkin on Halloween?

What kind of cheese has the most life experience?

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?