What do you call a pig's sore eye?
A pig-stye.
How do chickens leave the highway?
Where did the school kittens go for their field trip?
What's a deer's favorite horror movie?
What did the raspberry say to his valentine?
Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?
What are the smartest highways in the world?
What shape has a knighthood?
In the 80s and 90s, pastors loved to go on vacation.
What do goats say to make their kids laugh?
What sport can waiters play really well?
What should you say to your sister when she's crying?
What's a storm cloud's favorite Garth Brooks song?
Which music festival was full of lumber?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?
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