What do you call a pig's sore eye?
A pig-stye.
Which big cat never tells the truth?
What song do kittens play to fall asleep?
What do you call a cow with a twitch?
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
When do mice play every day?
What is the number 3's favorite day to go shopping?
What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?
Which dance will a chicken not do?
What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?
What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?
Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?
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Why is grass so dangerous?
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