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Why did the peach come home from work early?

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What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

What did March say to the madness?

What is Abraham Lincoln's favorite toy?

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Why would a frog wait for the bus?