What do cats use to beat eggs?

Why does a milking stool only have two legs?

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What do sheep do on sunny summer days?

What type of vehicle should you use for a fall hayride?

What do you call a Volkswagen bus at the top of a hill?

Where do ophthalmologists buy all their camping gear?

What did Papa John name his newborn son?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

What kind of food does work on an apartment building?

What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?

What is the name of the story that combines science and Christianity?

What does the Nutcracker say to his wife every night before bed?

What's a mathematician's favorite book of the Bible?