What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?

Why did the bunnies go on strike?

Why are sailors so good at writing letters?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

What's the politest month?

What's the most popular soda in pastry school?

What do pigs always order at Arby's®?

Why did the man name his canines Rolex and Timex?

Who do fish hire to play at their weddings?

What dinosaur would win the track gold medal at the Olympics®?

What kind of chocolate do they sell at the airport?

What is a cat's favorite math problem?

Why is there so much gossip in a beehive?

Where do tough ducks come from?

What's a landscaper's favorite type of music?