What do you call the horse that lives next door?

Where do books sleep?

Why is furniture so generous?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

Why did the Yorkie make a bad watchdog?

How did the coach get his quarterback?

What do you get if cross two young dogs with a pair of headphones?

What animal knows kung fu?

Why did the turtle cross the road?

What kind of bees hum and drop things?

Why do worms taste like chewing gum?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

What did one tube of glue say to the other tube of glue?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?