How do you grill cheese?

Why do mice need oiling?

What's the most expensive plate in church?

What is a cup of coffee's favorite song?

Where does the president keep his razor?

What did the mother rope say to her child?

What do you call a sarcastic duck?

Where do ants go to eat?

Which animals make the most honest judges?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

What do you call a cat who loves bowling?

Where do books love to go on vacation?

What is a math teacher's favorite sum?

What's the difference between a fish and a piano?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"