Why did the football quit playing in the Big Game?

What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

How did the geologist get down from the mountain?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

Did you hear that H2O opened up a bike shop?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

What song does the horizon sing every morning?

What's a baby vehicle's favorite book?

What did the ocean sing at karaoke?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

What do you call Winnie the Pooh™ on Halloween?