Why don't mountains get cold in the winter?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

What does a toddler wear while swimming on summer vacation?

Why does Satan just show up at so many parties?

Why are cows bad at telling jokes?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

Why do biologists look forward to casual Fridays?

What kind of money do fishermen make?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

Which celebrity is loved by all horses?

What do people call Arnold Schwarzenegger in retirement?

Why did Mom stop letting Grandma bring the healthy side to Thanksgiving?

What's the most popular cat in New England?

Why can't Christmas trees sew?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?