What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

What roads do ghosts haunt on Halloween?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

Why did Beethoven give away his chickens?

Why was the nurse afraid of camping?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

What musical instrument is found in the bathroom?

What kind of tiles can't you stick on walls?

What kind of bull doesn't have horns?

My Valentine this year is a goalie.

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

What do Jedis® say on Valentine's Day?