Why is it hard to ski on fresh snow?

Why do potted plants shower so much in April?

Why did the teacher wear sunglasses on the last day of school?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

Where's the best place to learn about eggs?

What's the most popular purse to wear at Christmastime?

Did you hear about the mathematician who's afraid of negative numbers?

What do you call two dentists that are very different?

What time is your dentist appointment?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

What tree is always ready for fall baking?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

Where do baby apes sleep?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?