Why didn't the fish go on summer vacation?

What's it called when a basketball team loses in the NCAA division 1 tournament?

Why was the robot couple's anniversary in the fall?

What instrument does a bull from Paris play?

What reads and lives in an apple?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

What happened to the scientist that really loved potassium?

What is a mailman's favorite herb?

What kind of music did the kids play for their dad?

Where do math teachers like to go on vacation?

What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?

Why did Grandpa put wheels on his rocking chair?

This candy bar is a real home run.

What condiment has wings?