Why is it so cold at Christmas time?

What's a chameleon's favorite issue to talk about?

Why do people always trip on September 22?

Which celebrity always frowns?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

What kind of money do fishermen make?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

Why shouldn't you iron a four-leaf clover?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

Why did the bird always get approached by suitors?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

Knock knock. Who's there? Euripides. Euripides who?

What carbonated beverage has a future career in music?