What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

How do you motivate a watch to go to work?

How do you know a lawyer is lying?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

What do you call it when you get bubbles in your mouth while singing in the shower?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

What do you call a cow with two legs?

What do gardeners always order at Outback Steakhouse®?

What did the woman ask God for while driving?

Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

What do families sing when it strikes midnight on Thanksgiving?

What do you call a turkey the day after Thanksgiving?