Why was the cobbler looking for work?

Why did Adam quit his job at the helium factory?

When do astronauts eat?

How does a lion greet other animals?

Why can't anyone find Jesus's grave?

Why do you put peanut butter in the road?

Who is a cow's favorite celebrity?

Who is a dessert's favorite actor?

What did the pen say to the pencil?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

Why was the pirate late for work?

What candy is always getting in fights with each other?

Did you hear about the Labor Day joke?

Why do cats give such great massages?

What do you call Grandpa when he's in a bad mood at the beach?