Why did the invisible man turn down a job offer?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

Do you know what they should call the exit interview?

What's it called when you go to an amusement park on the 2nd Sunday in June?

Why are cats so good at finding dates?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.

Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?

Who do insects see to get their taxes done?

What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What do bees chew?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?