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What did the rocket say to the astronaut?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

Why don't wolves like fast food?

What's a bat's favorite game?

Why do cows always skip gym class?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

Why can't the lifeguards save the hippies?

What do mice bring on a picnic?

What do you call a cow that just gave birth?

What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?

How do automobiles fly?

What is the best way to communicate with a fish?

What do you call lending money to a bison?