Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

Why did the barber win the race?

Did you take the patient's temperature?

How many chimneys does Father Christmas go down?

What is an insect's favorite beverage?

Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?

If athletes get athlete's foot, what do astronauts get?

Did you hear about the restaurant on the moon?

Why did the student eat their homework?

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

Which dogs are the best at getting girls?

What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?

What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?

Which type of pigs constantly have foot problems?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?