Where do vampires keep their money?

Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?

What is a cat's favorite math problem?

Why are turtles so shy?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

What was Cleopatra's favorite day of the year?

How do elves travel around the North Pole?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

What game does pasta always play at recess?

Why are all barbers thrill-seekers?