Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

What do cows say when their children whine over nothing?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

What's the richest basketball team?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

How do chickens leave the highway?

What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?

What happened to the Dean who lost his job?

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

Where does the pepperoni go on vacation?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?