Why was the rabbit happy on Valentine's Day?

Why is it risky to hire a leprechaun?

What nationality is Santa Claus?

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet?

What do you call it when an octopus leaves the sea?

Why did the shepherd quit his job?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What happens if you eat spicy food in Indianapolis?

What state is famous for tiny soft drinks?

Why did the fish blush?

What's the saddest part of the week?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

What's an owl's favorite school subject?

What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?

What car has four-wheel drive and flies?