How did the vampire start his letter?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

What happened to the shark who swallowed a bunch of keys?

What do you call a monkey that wins a sporting event?

What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?

What did the antelope husband call his wife?

What's a vegetable's favorite game to play?

Why were the geese's children so self-conscious?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

What do trees say when autumn comes?

Who is the worm's Prime Minister?

What's black and white and goes around and around?