What do you say when you see someone after midnight on New Year's Day?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

What do dads say after they eat too much on Thanksgiving?

What was the turkey thankful for on Thanksgiving?

What do sheep say when they're in love?

What do ocean animals do when it snows?

What does bread say when it gets too warm?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?

What do dentists do on a rollercoaster?

What's a pig's favorite way to get to work?

What do jokesters study in college?

Why was the spring storm in a great mood?

What dinosaur loves to play golf?