What did Santa bring the naughty soccer player?

What do you call a cat who loves Christmas?

What do grapes sing at Christmas?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

When do cows get tired?

What do you call a fish without an eye?

What should you say to your sister when she's crying?

What food is a man's best friend?

Which drink is the most pleasant to be around?

Which celebrity loves to go on vacation?

What do you call a happy Lassie?

What is a toilet's favorite hand in poker?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

When do you know that the moon has had enough to eat?

What's a gastrologist's favorite punctuation mark?