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How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

What's the best soap to use on St. Patrick's Day?

Where do baby cats learn to swim?

Why don't horses ever go to the doctor?

What's a pirate's favorite color?

Why do boneless wings scare so easily?

Why are pigs so good at building houses?

What pasta is always ready for a formal event?

Did you hear about the pope's wardrobe issue?

What did the obituary say for the pot of boiling water?

How do chickens leave the highway?

What animal should you never play hide and seek with?

Where does a pianist go on vacation?

Why was there traffic on the Oregon Trail?