What kind of music should you listen to on St. Patrick's Day?

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road?

Why do turkeys taste best after giving them a compliment?

What game do cows play at parties?

How did the Vikings send secret messages?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

What did the puppy call his dad's best friend?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

What vegetables make the best music?

What's a musician's favorite part of a chicken?

What do you call an artistic dog?

Does an apple a day really keep the doctor away?

Which plant has the best roar?

Why did the skeleton buy the base model car?

What style of music weighs the most?