Why did the lamb cross the road?

What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

What do you get when you cross a teacher and a vampire?

What do math teachers eat?

Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?

Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?

My dad told me a joke about boxing.

Why did the tree cry at the end of the romantic comedy?

How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?

How do eggs end a TV show?

What did the train engineer's friend tell her when she did something crazy?

What do chefs do in their spare time?

Why do cats love to work?

Why do cats always get what they want?