Why did the lamb cross the road?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

What do you call an argument where two cats are too proud to concede?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

What do eggs say after a long day at work?

Did you hear how Cap'n Crunch® died?

Where do mermaids see movies?

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

What does the trashcan say when the leftovers get thrown away?

What day do hands always go to church?

What did the person with a broken leg say to their valentine?

What is Homer Simpson's favorite animal?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?