What do you call a short cow?

Who do fish see when they aren't feeling well?

Why are cat owners so good at tipping?

What's the best thing to put into a pie?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

Why was the stadium steaming hot after the game?

What did you learn in school today, son?

Which fish go to heaven when they die?

What was the last thing that the balloon said to his father?

How do eggs end a TV show?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

Where are average things manufactured?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

Why did the two science teachers start dating?