Why was the lamb so nervous at parties?

What did the llama say it would bring for the field trip?

What do dogs drink when they're sick?

Where did Jesus go to get a snack?

What do you call a cowboy who pursues a career in banking?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?

What do you call it when a chemist gets way too angry?

Why do trees try new things so often?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

Why didn't the two worms get on Noah's Ark in an apple?

What happens when you wear a watch on an airplane?

Why couldn't the leopard hide?