What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?

What fish only swims at night?

What animal has the most fun?

Where do cows go on vacation?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

Who is the saddest person at McDonald's®?

What did Bruce Wayne's mom put over his crib?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

What do you call a snowman in the summer?

Who is a bread-maker's favorite singer?

Bears love exotic cars.

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

Why do airplanes make bad spouses?

What dog wears contact lenses?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?