What do you get if you cross a computer and a Rottweiler?

What is a Tyrannosaurus's favorite piece of clothing?

What do bees chew?

What do puppies celebrate on February 2nd?

What do you get if you deep fry Santa Claus?

Why are ghosts such bad liars?

What washes up on miniature beaches?

How do you take a pig to the hospital?

What did the outlet say to the power cord on their date?

Why did spring break up with winter?

What's a shoemaker's favorite dessert?

What after-school activity do bears participate in?

Have you heard the one about the bad pole-vaulter?

What is the best thing to say to inspire a bird?

Why don't fish play basketball?