Why do horses make such good debt collectors?

Why should you not pamper a cow?

What do ducks get after they eat?

Why can you never find the number nine?

Why did the little boy cut off all the branches on the Christmas tree?

What's a chip's favorite way to score in basketball?

What kind of pole is short and floppy?

Where does water do all its banking?

What did the mommy flower say to the baby flower?

Why are books always so angry?

Why did the botanist go to Harvard?

What's a cow's favorite music note?

How do dogs take breaks while watching a movie?

How do billboards talk?

What do cats say when their basketball shot misses the basket?