What did the kittens do to their new owner's house?

What happens to a dog that keeps eating bits off of the table?

What dog loves to take bubble baths?

How do amoebas make calls?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

How do you warn a hockey player that he's about to be in trouble?

What did they name the Ohio town after the Pope's visit?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

What day never takes itself seriously?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

What happened to the city in France where the cheese factory exploded?

What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?

What's a doctor's favorite Olympic® sport?

Why are cars magic?