Why couldn't the leopard hide?
He was always spotted.
Why do bison love to spread gossip?
Why do dogs run in circles?
What did the hungry Dalmatian say when he had a meal?
Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?
Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?
Where do football directors go when they are fed up?
What do you call an old snowman?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
What kind of pole is short and floppy?
What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?
Why did the tree need to take a nap?
What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?
What vegetable does Michelle Obama love most?
What did the calculator tell his valentine?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
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