What dog wears contact lenses?
A cock-eyed spaniel.
What dinosaur loves to play golf?
What was the detective duck trying to do?
What did one firefly say to the other?
Why did the kid bring a ladder to school?
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What did one dandelion say to the other dandelion?
What insect runs away from everything?
How do you get rid of a killer bee?
What's good for both poker and theater?
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Did you hear that one of Santa's reindeer now works for Proctor & Gamble?
Why couldn't the spring flower ride its bike?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
Why did the turkey join the band?
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