Why did the frog have a long face?

What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?

Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?

Why don't guitarists handle stress well?

Why are English teachers so smart?

What do you call a noodle in disguise?

Which superhero is here to solve world hunger?

Why did the little boy take extra bread at communion?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

What do weathercasters say while cleaning their kids' rooms?

Why did the chicken come home penniless from Vegas?

What game does chlorine never lose?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?

What is a duck's favorite dance?