Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

What did the teacher say when the Demogorgon showed up in their classroom?

Why are lawyers so fast at writing?

What day never takes itself seriously?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

Why was the bull kicked out of the store?

Which tree can't stop crying?

What's the hardest part about skydiving?

What did summer say to autumn on their first date?

Why did I name my printer Bob Marley?

What reads and lives in an apple?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

What does Frosty's wife put on her face at night?