What dog wears contact lenses?
A cock-eyed spaniel.
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
Where do birds go to drink?
Why do salmon make such great detectives?
What do you call the Easter Bunny the Monday after Easter?
Why do grasshoppers not go to many football games?
Why do magicians score well in exams?
What do you give a sick pig?
Where does money love to go shopping?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?
Which celebrity would make a great valet?
What do you call a cow with no GPS?
What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?
Why did the girl study in the airplane?
What is a plant's favorite college course?
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