What dog wears contact lenses?
A cock-eyed spaniel.
Which type of dog is great at drawing?
What's the holiest insect?
What is the wealthiest fish?
Which celebrity has the loudest scream?
Why did the lemon stop in the middle of the road?
Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?
Why do dogs howl at the moon?
What's another name for your iPhone charger?
Why are verbs more high-strung than nouns?
Why do shoemakers go to heaven?
What do naked fish play with?
What did you learn in school today, son?
What do you call a rabbit barber?
What cookies are best enjoyed outside?
When do astronauts eat?
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