How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?

What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Why do trees have a hard time in relationships?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

What's a tornado's favorite game?

My grandma started walking five miles a day when she was 60.

What did the father tomato say to the baby tomato while on a family walk?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What type of car do planets buy?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

What is a French cat's favorite pudding?

How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?

What dog loves to take bubble baths?

Why is sand so optimistic?