Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

Why is the Easter Bunny so lucky?

Why does Santa have 3 gardens?

Guitarists are so stressed out.

What farm animal is best at karate?

What book do lions read aloud to their whole family?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

What do you call your favorite brother-in-law?

What vegetables do librarians like?

Why couldn't the sailors play cards?

If you need help building an ark..

When is a black dog not a black dog?

What kind of dog does Dracula have?

What do trees say when autumn comes?

How did the tree feel in spring?