What is a pony's favorite condiment?

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

What do you call a dangerous fish who drinks too much?

Why do librarians never make plans?

Where do oceans always buy their cars?

Why are there so many playgrounds in Pennsylvania?

I broke my finger!

What did one gambler say to another on their anniversary?

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?

Why are Olympians so picky about their vehicles?

Why couldn't the First Lady make the President do chores?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

What did they call Dracula when he won the league?

What's an astronaut's favorite snack?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?