What do you get when you cross a cat with a lemon?

Why did the border collie get a raise?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

What is the opposite of coffee?

What is the most faithful insect?

Which animal is the most religious?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

Why do piggy banks give the best advice?

Why are Christmas trees so bad at sewing?

What color are all the books in the library?

Which singer could always break a five?

What did the two corncobs say to each other on January 1st?

What flowers rarely depreciate in value?

Why do rodents make the best runners?

How long did the baseball player stay at the library?