Why do baseball players always go to the park?

Why do baseball players go to Denny's® after games?

What's the slowest 5k?

Someone stole my mood ring!

What did the robot want for Christmas?

Why is heaven always so tidy?

Why did the God of Thunder need to stretch his muscles so much when he was a kid?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

What happens when a frog's car dies?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?

Who is friends with everyone at school?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?

How was the wedding?

What do you call a rabbit with fleas?