Did you hear about that anti-social fish?

Which insects always make slightly better than average grades?

What dinosaur had the best vocabulary?

How do mountains keep themselves warm during winter?

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?

What branch of the military accepts newborns?

Why did the photographer attract so many mice?

What do you call the grandmother on your speed dial?

What's the worst kind of bread for sandwiches?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

What might you call waking up in the morning?

What do you call it when a snowman ignores you?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

How do chickens leave the highway?