Who is friends with everyone at school?
The principal.
What is the worst thing that can happen to a geography teacher?
Anyone know the formula for water? Sure! H, I, J, K, L, M, N, O.
Why did the wizard ace his math test?
What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?
Why couldn't the zombie get a promotion?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
What did the iceberg say to its dad?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What did the horse say when her children were misbehaving?
Why shouldn't you tell secrets in a cornfield?
What's an owl's favorite school subject?
Where do kangaroos like to eat?
What is the fiercest flower in the garden?
What do you call a group of four singing sheep?
Why does the photon not need a suitcase?
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