What is a plant's favorite college course?

What school supply is the queen of the classroom?

What's chips and guac's favorite constellation?

Why did the poor dog chase his own tail?

Why did the chicken go to the seance?

How do you cut the ocean in two?

Wanna hear a long dad joke?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

My brother is my partner in crime.

What is the only kind of dog you can eat?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?

What's the snowman's New Year's resolution?

How can you tell the weather's getting warmer?

It's allergy season again?

Which dog dreams of being a matador?