What did the calf play in the school band?

What's a snake's favorite subject in school?

Why do magicians score well in exams?

How much does freedom weigh?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

How do you know if a joke is considered a dad joke?

Why was the new feline mom always so tired?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

What did the old flower say to his grandkid?

What do naked fish play with?

Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

What do you call an ant who fights crime?

What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

Which celebrity always frowns?