My brother is my partner in crime.

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

Why did the sisters start stealing from stores together?

Which president loved to take baths?

Why did the unwashed chicken cross the road twice?

What do trees say when autumn comes?

Why did the dog lay down after playing fetch?

How many letters are there in the alphabet?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

Why did the person sit on the clock?

What is the most appropriate holiday to have a baby on?

How do you prevent a summer cold?

Why is it wrong to steal a thesaurus?

Where can you always get cheap gas?

What do you call a snowman's temper tantrum?