Why did the cats ask for a drum set?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

How do lawyers say goodbye?

What did the BBQ pit master call his significant other?

Why is Dad hugging the barbecue?

What did the mother worm say to the little worm who was late?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

What part of your eye learns the quickest?

What can an older sibling say to get in the front of the line?

What sport are eggs the best at?

Why did the pig go to the casino?

What happens when you eat too much alphabet soup?

What do you call the sound made by a new lottery winner?

What's the most fashionable side at Thanksgiving?