Why did the dog get embarrassed?

What sound do porcupines make when they kiss?

What kind of egg did the evil chicken lay?

What do you say to the musician playing the triangle in the orchestra?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?

Where do termites go camping?

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

What do you call someone with no body and no nose?

Did you hear about the vacuum cleaner that can cut your housework in half?

What fish sings the best?

Why do elephants have trunks?

What song does the horizon sing every morning?

What kind of water do fireworks like?

What's another name for a grandfather clock?