Which forest animal loves to eat Lay's®?

Why do archers make great cow optometrists?

What kind of bird is always on pitch in choir?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

Why are cheerleaders so festive in December?

What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

What nut can you never use a credit card to buy?

What is a mouse's favorite game?

Where do fishermen get their hair cut?

Why did the Oreo® get an A on the test?

What do the undead use for virtual meetings?

Why did the two red blood cells break up?

Why were the dog and the cow such good friends?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?