Which animal should never work for the government?

Which bird would make a great farmer?

What's a zoo vet's biggest problem?

Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

How does dinner smell?

What's another name for your iPhone charger?

What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?

Who is the most obnoxious person in a garden?

What kind of bow can't be tied?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

Why do math teachers love March?

My friend David had his ID stolen.

Why did the student wear a dog collar to school?

Why did the chicken walk across the street?

What happened when the quarterback told a joke to his receivers?