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Why could no one recognize the sheep?

Why were the elephants thrown out of the swimming pool?

Who do camels find most inspiring?

Why was the science experiment always changing its mind?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?

Why did the woman walk outside with her purse open?

What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?

What do basketball players order at Denny's®?

What instrument do secretaries usually play?

What kind of hanger doesn't fit in your closet?

Why do dogs run in circles?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?