What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

Why was the bank robbed on St. Patrick's Day?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

What tea do footballers drink?

What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?

How are teens like cats?

Why did the kid try to use a candy bar to write on the sidewalk?

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Why did the train always get heated in an argument?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

How do you say goodbye to a curly-haired dog?

What goes snap, crackle, and pop?

What's the ideal place for a dog to work?

Why was the plumber predicted to win American Idol?