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What did the farmer give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Why is the beach so confident?

What horn never makes a sound?

Why do pigs tell jokes?

What do actors and people who leave voicemails have in common?

What did the cheddar cheese say to its dad?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

What did summer say to spring?

Why did the bulldog have an accent?

What is a vampire's favorite sport?

What do sheep always carry on a hot day?

What's a frog's favorite sport?