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Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

Where do ants go to eat?

Where do cows go on a worldly vacation?

Which position did the kitten play on the baseball team?

What do they serve at birthday parties in heaven?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

How did the lambs know they were going to have a daughter?

What's a snake's strongest subject in school?

What do the Eiffel Tower and a tick have in common?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

What do you call siblings who love math?

What do you get when two plants kiss?

How did the Vikings send secret messages?