What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

How can you spot a jealous shamrock?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

What do sheep say when they're in love?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

What did the tree say when his kid wanted an expensive toy?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

What is the ceremony called when two guitarists get married?

What is a terrier's favorite type of pudding?

What is a pony's favorite condiment?

What did the lovesick bull say to the cow?

What do you call a snowman's dog?

Why do plants hate algebra?

Why did the wizard ace his math test?