Why do runners watch so much TV?

What is a golfer's worst nightmare?

What do you call someone who is new to ice skating?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What do you get from an Alaskan cow?

What's a dog's least favorite kind of currency?

How do you drive a man crazy?

Why couldn't a guy with glasses feel the force?

Which kitchen ingredient can also sing?

Why didn't the chicken cross the road?

What is the color of the wind?

What was the bunny's job at the hotel?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?

What do you call two birds stuck together?