Why do Olympians never overheat?

When is a baseball player like a thief?

Why couldn't the athlete listen to her music?

Why was the moth so unpopular?

Why don't dogs ever finish their homework?

Why did the chick disappoint his mother?

What's a pirate's favorite letter?

Why are ET's eyes so big?

Which singer could always break a five?

What's a cat's favorite color?

What do you call bears with no ears?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?

What do your grandma and the internet have in common?

Why don't they have Mother's Day sales?