Why was the soccer player so good at keeping her house clean?

What is an archer's favorite store?

Why do basketball players like cookies?

What restaurant always wins on Jeopardy?

Why was the archaeologist out of a job?

What's a bee's favorite novel?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

Why did the woman want to stop dating Spiderman?

Did Eve have a date with Adam?

Where do writing utensils go on vacation?

What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?

Where do horses reside?

Why did the teacher jump into the ocean?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

What do you call an elephant that doesn't matter?