What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

Why are frogs always happy?

What do elderly dogs use to get around?

Why did the detectives show up at the concert at the beach?

Why do birds fly south in the fall?

Did you ever hear the joke about a boomerang?

What's the most popular sport on the Fourth of July?

When do ghosts love to go camping?

Why did the computer run out of money?

Why couldn't the senior feline see anymore?

Why is your lawyer such a smart guy?

Why is a banana the most popular fruit?

Why are basketball courts always wet?

What did the family of cattle rent to drive across the country?

What's the best way to get your kids' attention?