What did the boy fish say to his girlfriend?

Why are boxers good comedians?

What do you call the wife of a hippie?

Why did the car need to take an afternoon nap?

Where do airplanes go shopping?

What do ghosts turn on in summer?

Why do dogs make great meteorologists?

Why did the pony not sing the lullaby?

How do eggs end a TV show?

Which Star Wars® character works at Applebee's®?

What Washington D.C. landmark is great at punctuation?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

What do you call a bear that has gotten wet all over?

Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?