Why was the pirate late for work?

What did the painter say to the wall?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

What do trees wear to the lake?

What is red, orange, and yellow and doesn't get hurt when it falls?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

What is the loneliest cheese?

What goes ooo ooo ooo?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

What awards show do hot dogs never miss?

What's the smelliest part of a football field?

What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a rose?

What do you call a penguin in the desert?

How do automobiles fly?