What do you say to the person who invented zero?

Why did the unemployed person get excited while reading the Bible?

Why should you stand in a corner if you're cold?

What do you call a dog that's blasting out music at the bottom of the ocean?

Why are bakers so good at math?

Who did the monster take to the Halloween dance?

What do you call a magical reptile?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

What kind of haircuts do bees get?

Why are goats so funny?

Why do grandparents smile all the time?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

What did the coach say to the broken vending machine?

Why was the spider so smart?

Why do scorpions feel hopeful about fall?