What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

Why are boxers good comedians?

What did the farmer call the cow that would not give him any milk?

What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?

What do cheesy parents say about their kids?

How do you make a bear really angry?

Who is a cat's favorite superhero?

Why do hogs make terrible dinner guests?

Why do cats always get what they want?

How did the phone propose to his girlfriend on Valentine's Day?

Why do golfers hate cake?

Daughter: "What's it like to have the greatest daughter in the world?"

What animal has the worst mood swings?

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?