What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?

What birds always travel in twos?

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

What loaf of bread has a bad attitude?

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

Why did the mosquito go to the dentist?

What's 90 degrees and never incorrect?

Who's a baby's favorite singer?

Why are cats so good at finding dates?

Why do cats give such great massages?

What do you call a famous turtle?

What do a hot day and a doctor have in common?