Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What's a henway?

What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?

Why did the body of water think so much?

What do you call siblings who love math?

Why did the leprechaun climb over the rainbow?

Why did the baby cookie cry?

Why was the fish so smart?

I rode my horse to town on Friday. The next day I rode back on Friday. How?

Why did the chicken cross the net?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

What animal is always ready to protect people?

Why did mom get a plate of English muffins on Mother's Day?

What should you do when no one laughs at your science jokes?

What type of water is always up to date with the latest trend?