What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What does one Valentine's Day card say to another that is physically fit?

How much does Santa pay to park his sleigh?

Which vehicle did the best on its SATs?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

What is a horse's favorite hairdo?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

What do a grandmother and a website have in common?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?

Why was the horse so happy?

What do you call a knight who hates fighting?

What do they say when a basketball player loses his mind?

What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?

Why do superstitious people only use doorbells?