My Valentine this year is a goalie.

What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?

Where do ghosts prefer to swim?

What do you call a lion who has eaten your mother's sister?

What makes music in your hair?

What do you call meat that is cooked incorrectly?

What did the snake name his daughter?

What does the pastor's son say whenever he walks into the chapel?

What kind of pizza loves to be in photos?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

What did the bullies call the calf when he wouldn't ditch school?

What do sheep always carry on a hot day?

Why don't they have dime stores anymore?

Why don't poodles brush their teeth?

Why did the cell phone lose his job?