Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?

What did one oar say to another on Valentine's Day?

Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

Why are elephants so wrinkled?

What happens when grass goes out of town?

What do you call it when cell phones have poor hitting averages in baseball?

Surprise!!!!

My wife said I should do some lunges to stay in shape.

How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

What is a mechanic's favorite time of year?

What do you call someone with a dictionary in their pocket?

What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?