What did Santa say to inspire Rudolph to join his sleigh?

What did the Easter egg ask for at the hair salon?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

Who is God's favorite superhero?

What do you call a sheep with no legs or head?

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

What do you call a household of counselors?

What kind of food does work on an apartment building?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

What kind of dog thinks it's a bird?

Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?

How do dog catchers get paid?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

Everyone says that mushroom is such a fungi, so why didn't they have the party at his house?

Why did the pumpkin give up acting?