What did the squirrels say to each other on Valentine's Day?

What did the sailor want from his son for Father's Day?

Why do skunks celebrate Valentine's Day?

What do you call a river that thinks it's an ocean?

Why do people love getting letters from astronauts?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?

What was Forrest Gump's email password?

What did the momma pig say when her piglet had nightmares?

What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?

What sort of clothes does a pet dog wear?

What kind of dog works at a bakery?

What do you call a wolf that gets lost?

Why was the attorney's pregnancy so easy for her?

What do you call a fish on a hot day?

What car picked Mickey and Minnie up for their movie premiere?