Why did the biologist break up with the physicist?

What do you call a peanut in space?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom?

How do you get kids to do something?

What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?

Why did the professor write on the window?

Why were the teacher's eyes crossed?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What fish loves to play in a band?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

Where does a pianist go on vacation?

Where can you both travel and eat tasty sandwiches?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

How does a penguin build its house?