Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?

What did the biologist wear on his big date?

Why does that family that only wears denim look so young?

What do you give a sick lemon?

When Sunday and Monday get into a fight, who typically wins?

What kind of sandals do frogs wear?

What do people need to feel like they purchased the best car?

Why is a doctor always calm?

What do you call a Ford Fiesta that ran out of gas?

Why do rodents make the best runners?

What did the windmill say when it was asked what type of music was its favorite?

What does Santa call his wife at tax time?

What did the painter say to the wall?

Who do puppies wait for on Christmas Eve?

What did the clean dog say to the insect?