Why do all the planets get along?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

Which singer loves to groom sheep?

Why did the chicken cross the net?

Why are scissors so forgiving?

How does a cow do math?

Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?

What does the librarian say when she has to leave?

What is another term for the price of gas?

What's a scarecrow's favorite holiday food?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?