Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?

What animal has 20/20 vision?

Who is the most forgiving celebrity?

Why did the student eat their homework?

What flies around the kindergarten room at night?

Wanna hear my favorite potassium joke?

What do you call stormtroopers playing Monopoly?

What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

What's a decade's favorite sport?

Why did the dinosaur cross the road?

Who is the fastest reindeer?