What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?

What's one thing a lawyer knows never works when it's fixed?

Why are fish such good architects?

Why did the librarian get kicked off the plane?

What do you eat on July 5th?

How long do chickens work?

What color are all the books in the library?

How do you drive a man crazy?

What did the school bully have for lunch?

What bird is always sad?

Which cartoon character always knows everyone's secrets?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

How do bears keep cool?

What's the holiest insect?

Which former US President gets most confused for money?