Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

Why did the man give up being a taxi driver?

Why does chewing gum never go bad?

Why did the granddaughter think she lived in heaven?

Why don't shepherds know how many sheep they have?

Why was the mean not looking forward to the end of the school year?

Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?

What is a witch's favorite subject in school?

Why do bears hibernate in the winter?

How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?

What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?

Why do baseball players always go to the park?

What does Tinker Bell call her grandma?

What's the best season to jump on a trampoline?