What did the ocean say to the beach?

What's the most popular hairdo on a farm?

What did the portable fan say to the ceiling fan?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?

What is Mike Tyson's favorite bowl?

What dinosaur loves to play golf?

What did the bread say when he proposed to his girlfriend?

What kind of bird can write?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?

Why did the mother duck make such a great schoolteacher?

What do ducks get after they eat?

What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?

What did the baby balloon say to the mama balloon?

Where does a camper keep his money?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"