What goes snap, crackle, and pop?

I'm very good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

What has 12 legs, six eyes, three tails and can't see?

You know there's no official training for trash collectors?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Why did the leprechaun wear a bracelet made of cereal?

Why was the cat so small?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

Why did the Secret Service bring a herd of cows to the White House?

What did the mother broom say to the baby broom?

Why are winter days great?

What did the dentist call the x-ray he took of your mouth?

Why did the mayor cancel his motorcade?

What insect thinks it's a dog?