Why were the atoms always hungry?

What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

What do an English major and a football player have in common?

What type of school requires you to drop out to graduate?

What should clumsy people avoid when hiking?

What is time's favorite breed of dog?

Did you hear the joke about peanut butter?

Why did the cow go to outer space?

Have you ever seen Orion's Belt?

What happens when a senator gets in trouble for speaking too long?

What's the politest month?

What do you call a group of bunnies hopping backwards?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

What do you get when you put a radio in a fridge?