What did the paper say to the pencil?

What does an escalator say when it stops working?

What do cows like to dance to?

What type of undergarments does a lawyer wear?

Families are like fudge.

What do you call an amazing day on a mountain?

What breed of dogs are actually wine connoisseurs?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

What's a cat's favorite color?

What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?

Why are winter days great?

What did people say when the baker went crazy?

How does a penguin build its house?

What happened when 500 hares got loose on Main Street?