What did one pencil say to the other on the first day of school?

What's every child's favorite geometric shape in the summer?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

Where do bees go on their vacation?

Which celebrity would make a great valet?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

Why do all the planets get along?

Nurse, how is that little girl doing who swallowed ten quarters last night?

What do you call it when CO2 goes out to dinner?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

How do billboards talk?

What's a duck's favorite TV show?

Why did the baker's donuts fly off the shelf?

What's a pastor's favorite city?

What bird is losing its hair?