What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

When's the best time to wash your Slinky®?

What did the icy road say to the truck?

Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?

Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?

What is a mouse's favorite game?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What kind of money do fishermen make?

Why did the worker get fired from the calendar factory?

What instruments do imaginary friends play?

How do you make antifreeze?

What port do you have to use to travel but can't dock a boat in?

How do bees get to school?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

Why did the cat go to medical school?