What's the politest month?

Why are winter days great?

What did summer say to spring?

Why did the tennis player win her trial?

Why did everyone want to be near the volcano?

What's a steak's favorite shoe?

Why do realtors love to watch baseball?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

What is a weatherman's favorite movie?

Why do mice need oiling?

Why is an elephant braver than a hen?

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

What's a bird's favorite type of chocolate?

Why does the photon not need a suitcase?

What did the boat say to the oar on Valentine's Day?