What British bugs are the best singers?

Why did the squid go to the office supplies store?

How do you spell mousetrap in just three letters?

What type of car do planets buy?

Why are farmers so laid-back?

Why did the drummer keep banging her head against the drums?

Why are birds of prey such good mothers?

What did the tree say to its long-distance girlfriend?

What is the easiest way to count a herd of cattle?

What is a boulder's favorite movie?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?

What did the bread do on vacation?

How does Cupid visit his girlfriend?

What does the Easter Bunny call the act of leaving his eggs all over?