What did the angry customer say to the mechanic who couldn't figure out what was wrong with his car?

Why do repairmen make great therapists?

What day of the week takes nothing seriously?

What do you call a dog with spring allergies?

What do chicken families do on Saturday afternoon?

Why does Mrs. Claus love Christmas Eve?

Which celebrity is the biggest fan of hats?

Why does the priest love swiss cheese?

Which artist got her name for selling out arenas the quickest?

Why do people always borrow from each other before Easter?

Why is tennis the least romantic sport?

Why is everyone good at math during elections?

What did the dog say when his owner poured his food?

Where do ships always get stuck?

Why do hip hop artists love Christmas so much?