What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
A protractor.
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What happened when the dentist got in a car accident?
What does a spy do when he gets cold?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
Where do rabbits go out to dance?
Why do two skunks argue?
Which U.S. First Lady loved gardening?
Why was the scrapbook so proud of its education?
What is the solar system's favorite candy?
Why did the mare gain weight?
What monster likes to play April Fool's jokes?
Why did the cow cross the road?
What do you call a spring bee that can't make up its mind?
What did the Cinderella™️ fish wear to the ball?
Why didn't the baseball player want to touch the ball?
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