What do you call a tractor that gets paid for what it does?
A protractor.
Why is a doctor always calm?
Why do rabbits make good jewelers?
Why are bakers also often hippies?
What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
How do you get out of an elephant's stomach?
What superhero takes the best photos in the dark?
What do a tick and the Louvre have in common?
What table can you never sit at?
What's the beach's favorite movie?
What type of bean doesn't have protein?
What is an elk's favorite dessert?
What bird ends up constantly getting hurt?
What do you use to make Thanksgiving bread?
What kind of bean never grows in a garden?
Subscribe to our newsletter and get a fresh joke delivered to your inbox every day!