Why was the cobbler looking for work?

People are so hard on car mechanics.

Where did the chemist have his lunch?

What do you call the pig that does karate?

Did you hear about the wolves' all-night party?

How did the zombie bodybuilder hurt his back?

What did the dad say when the boy asked him to explain the solar eclipse to him?

What's a feline's favorite class in school?

How do you stop an astronaut's baby from crying?

Which of the Lost Boys™ is the best cook?

What's the most magical part of a turkey?

What did one popsicle say to the other popsicle?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

Why couldn't the tiger run any faster in the race?

What's a horse's favorite car?