What nationality is Santa Claus?

Why did the sheriff lock up his valentine?

What did the Gingerbread Man put on his bed?

Why was the school superintendent asked to resign?

Which celebrity always frowns?

Do the mascara and lipstick ever argue?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

What kind of food does work on an apartment building?

Which family member has tusks?

Why did the cat go to medical school?

What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

Which birds steal soap from the bath?

Why did the cat go to the bathroom in the trash can?

What do you call a businessman asleep in a meeting?

What do you call it when someone becomes a vegetarian?