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The ball-et.
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What do you call a cow that eats your grass?
What did the baby chick say when he saw his mother sitting on an orange?
The ocean is a real trendsetter.
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What did the golfer yell when his wife gave birth to their second child?
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What kind of sandals do frogs wear?
What siblings are always sad?
Which famous singer loves to play with Barbie⢠dolls?
What do you call a sad latte?
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