What's the best part about Valentine's Day?

What was the slogan for Santa's Elves' new business?

Why did the computer break up with its mouse on Valentine's Day?

What do you get when you cross a sweet potato and a jazz musician?

What is the most popular 70s band among birds?

How do you prevent a summer cold?

What are two ironic things that happen in the kitchen?

Where do dads store their dad jokes?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

Did you know you can actually listen to the blood in your veins?

What dog is the most self-conscious about its weight?

Why did the swine refuse to apologize?

Where does laundry go to college?

What did the Australian chess player say to his waiter when he was done eating?

What color are all the books in the library?