What did Santa bring to the potluck?

What did the pumpkin say after Thanksgiving?

What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?

Who is the bees' favorite singer?

How can you tell if a tree is a dogwood?

Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?

What school project did the plant have to turn in on Heritage Day?

What do you call Dracula with hay fever?

Why was it so hard for the pirate to call his mom?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

What kind of tea did the American colonists want?

What do basketball players and lawyers have in common?

Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?

What animal always gets on everyone's nerves?

What do you call a flying police officer?