Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

Why did Harry Potter™ suddenly go bald in his teens?

What's E.T. short for?

What school subject really rocks?

What do you call a mountain biker if his bicycle breaks?

Why couldn't the boxer make it in stand-up comedy?

Why are babies so good at basketball?

Why am I no longer addicted to the hokey pokey?

Why did the tennis player win her trial?

Where do pigs sleep during the summer?

If you're Catholic, where do you go on December 25th?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

Does your shoe have a hole in it?

What's a reptile's favorite movie?

What is a squirrel's favorite way to watch TV?