Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

Why did the goal post get angry?

What's a frog's favorite sport?

Where does laundry go to college?

What did the eggs say to the toast after a long day?

What class do kids love to pass gas in?

How does Darth Vader like his toast?

What famous scientist will try anything?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

How do you stop an angry elephant from charging?

Why are frogs always so happy?

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

What did baby Godzilla call his mother?

What do you call berries playing the guitar?