What tea do footballers drink?

What stories are told by basketball players?

Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

What's the problem with eating too much pumpkin pie this time of year?

Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

What did one car bumper say to another after the accident?

Which celebrity always had the most beautiful Christmas trees?

What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?

Why did the man bring his swim trunks to the bar?

How do you make a walnut laugh?

Where would you put an injured insect?

What's an ocean's favorite playlist?

We tried to teach our cows how to be actors.