What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

Which animal dresses like a lumberjack?

What do you call the dog magician?

What kind of car does a chicken have?

What's the difference between a pickpocket and an umpire?

What cocktail will give you a black eye?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?

Why did Tigger™ stick his head in the toilet?

What is a whale's favorite sport?

What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?

Why are hiking shops so diverse?

Why are construction workers so good at parties?

Why did the mathematician decline a beer at the party?

Which part of a car is always the warmest?