How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Mary Christmas!
Why did the leprechaun walk out of the house?
Why did the elf push his bed into the fireplace?
What does Father Christmas suffer from if he gets stuck in a chimney?
What do reindeer say before telling you a joke?
What did the sardine call the submarine?
What's an elephant's favorite vegetable?
Why did the pastry chef have 13 kids?
Why was the new feline mom always so tired?
Where did the broccoli go to have a few drinks?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
What medicine would you give an ill ant?
What do ocean animals do when it snows?
What do you call a cow who loves to work out?
Why did the boy go back to school with his pants tucked into his socks?
Why do crabs never give to charity?
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