How did Jesus's mom greet everyone on his birthday?
Mary Christmas!
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What is a cat's favorite candy on Easter?
What's a bodybuilder's favorite food at Thanksgiving?
Why did the dog do so well in school?
What was the bunny's job at the hotel?
What do ghosts turn on in summer?
What fruit makes the best gymnasts?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
What did the dad tell his son when he had a bad dream on Christmas Eve?
How do you raise a baby elephant?
What kind of dog wears a uniform and medals?
What do you call a baby monkey?
What kind of birds do you usually find locked up?
What did one bunny say about the other bunny's new updo?
What class do kids love to pass gas in?
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