What is the best dance to do on Thanksgiving?

Why didn't the cook season the Thanksgiving turkey?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

What goes zzub, zzub?

Why couldn't the firefighter save the burning funhouse?

What's an eagle's favorite Lynyrd Skynyrd song?

What happened when the peanut walked into a bar?

What would happen if James Bond started making pickles?

What is a loaf of bread's favorite book?

How do you arrest a pig?

Why did the duck cross the road?

Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?

What's the most determined bird?

Where do people who pass gas in church sit?

Why did the mountain climbers get a divorce?