What do grapes sing at Christmas?

How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

What's a candy bar's favorite Christmas carol?

Why was the picture sent to jail?

What do you get when you cross a parrot with a centipede?

Where do squirrels go on vacation?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?

How long will dinner be?

Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?

Why did the coach go to the bank?

What animal should you never play poker with?

Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

What song does God sing when he wants a white Christmas?

Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.

Why should you watch out when it's raining cats and dogs?