How do vampires get around on Halloween?

What was so bad about the Fourth of July picnic?

What is Saint Nick's nickname during the summer?

Why was the math book sad?

Where do mice love to go on vacation?

Why do basketball players love to decorate houses?

What is the most attractive fruit?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

What's both a number one hit and a total failure?

What is an herbalist's favorite brand of peanuts?

Did you hear the joke about the football game with the 0-0 score?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

Which singer could always break a five?

What do you get when you cross a bunny with an onion?

Why did no one laugh at the oak tree?