What does Santa order at the bar?

Who do vampire children take pictures with on Easter?

What did the turkey say before Thanksgiving dinner?

Where do honeybees take their wives for their anniversary?

What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?

Why could no one recognize the sheep?

Why are kitten siblings always fighting?

Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What three words can solve all of Dad's problems?

Why did the cake strike out in baseball?

Why do kittens know so much about church?

What's the most unpleasant type of wave to swim in?

Who is the nicest celebrity around?

Why couldn't the knife make any sports teams?

Why is sand so optimistic?