What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon?

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

Where would you find an elephant?

Which mixed drink is always in a bad mood?

What kind of shoes do spies wear when they're on the clock?

What did the rock say when someone called it a flower?

Why are boxers good comedians?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

What kind of clothes does a house wear?

How do you know when a ship isn't having fun?

What job did the corn on the cob get?

Which bureau of the US government has the best breath?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

How do you make a walnut laugh?

Why does someone who runs marathons make a good student?