Why is it impossible to have a conversation with a crustacean?

What do you call it when a bird does something bad?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

What animals make the best baseball players?

Why did the hippie's microwave stop working?

What kind of shoes do robots wear during the winter?

What is a twin's favorite fruit?

Where do pigs love to take naps?

Why did the twins join the Air Force?

When fish play football, who is the captain?

When did they play tennis in the Bible?

What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

What did the baby horse say when his mom asked if he was hungry?

Why are maps such great therapists?

What does an evil hen lay?