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Why was the turtle so nervous at parties?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?

Which actor is a pro at unclogging a drain?

Why did the coal worker never sing the melody in the choir?

What kind of tights are impossible to wear?

How do you get everyone excited about a family reunion?

Why do legumes gossip so much?

What do trees wear to the lake?

Why are trees so carefree this time of year?

What holiday does Mike Tyson celebrate in December?

Where do kangaroos like to eat?

Why does the sun love to go back to school?

Why did the monkeys start eating watermelon at the zoo?

What do you call a singing rodent?