What does the dog say when he's had a bad day?

What did the monkey say when the baboon stole its money?

What kind of music do killer whales listen to?

What's an old pig's favorite holiday?

What's a chiropractor's favorite genre of music?

What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?

Why did the stormcloud blow past New York on Thanksgiving?

Did you hear about the power outlet who got into a fight with a power cord?

What did the snake name his daughter?

Why is the snail the strongest animal?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

How does cardboard get its workout in?

Why are monkeys lousy workers?

What did the panda give his dad on Father's Day?

What's a mouse's favorite board game?