What game does a rabbit always win?

Which cats have the best manners?

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?

What building always gets stains on it?

What do you call chiropractors that work for the zoo?

Why do the Moon and the Earth get along best during the summer?

Why are dentist's kids so well-mannered?

What's a tornado's favorite game?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

Why do ballerinas always stay out late?

Where did the lions move to when they came to the US?

What does one piece of bread say to the other?

What is the best way to keep dogs out of the street?

How many beers does it take to get a tropical bird drunk?