Who isn't hungry on Thanksgiving?

What did the ears of corn ask their parents to get them for Christmas?

What do skeletons say to each other for good luck?

Why was the spider so smart?

What do you say when it's raining chickens and ducks in the spring?

Why do cubes make great referees?

Why do moms have to visit the optometrist twice?

Why does the orange always lose in races?

Why are goats so funny?

Why do Olympians never overheat?

What do you call a bunch of animals that can't stop cracking jokes?

What is the only kind of dog you can eat?

How many tickles does it take to make an octopus laugh?

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Why did the painting win the presidential election?