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Why are locksmiths allowed to remain open on Labor Day?

What's the hardest holiday to forget?

What does a puppy say when someone surprises it?

Why did the DJ have to break up with his XM™️ radio?

What do you call a flame who stays out partying all night?

Why did the boy spit out his birthday dessert?

How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?

What did the momma sea otter say to her ornery children?

What do cats use to take notes in meetings?

What is the strongest animal?

Why did the pig stop sunbathing?

Why did the park ranger quit his job?

What do sheep always carry on a hot day?

What ingredient does a snowman always use for baking?