What is a condiment's favorite holiday?

How do musicians show off on St. Patrick's Day?

How much does freedom weigh?

What runs around a baseball field but stays still at the same time?

How expensive is swimming with sharks?

Why was the fabric always laughing?

Why was the father caterpillar so angry?

How do you massage a chicken wing?

Why did the piano get locked out of the opera?

Did you hear about the claustrophobic astronaut?

What goes up when the rain comes down?

What do you call shaving a crazy sheep?

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

What do you call it when spring gets sad?

Why is laughter the best medicine?