What should you name your daughter born on Christmas?
Carol.
What did the ghost eat at his birthday party?
Who is the fastest reindeer?
What is the worst holiday to watch old westerns on?
Who is a cat's favorite superhero?
What kind of dog does Dracula have?
Which dog belongs in a band?
Which parent cares the most for the environment?
What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?
What do cubs eat when their mom is out of town?
Why did the inventor install solar panels all over his house?
Why did spring break up with winter?
Why can't the Earth ever get anything done?
What do you call a cat that's in trouble with the police?
If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
Why do bananas need to use sunscreen on their summer vacations?
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