Why do brass bands always bring a cornucopia to Thanksgiving?

What do you call George Washington's false teeth?

What kind of restaurant do ghosts prefer?

Why did the aerospace engineer have a hard time passing English?

What's the politest month?

What animal won the bobbing for apples contest at the fair?

What did the dad say when his child asked, "Can you put my shoes on?"

Which candy bar can't stop laughing?

Why did the ice cream truck break down?

What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?

What should you wear to a tea party?

OK, that's enough fish puns.

Why did the scarecrow win an award?

Which dog likes to run across an open field?

What is the difference between fleas and dogs?