What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
A fire-cracker.
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What did the baby bird say on Halloween?
What's the most magical part of a turkey?
What outfit is appropriate for a dinner in the Arctic?
What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?
What did the farmer say when his cows escaped?
Why do we never tell jokes about pizza?
What do you call a group of people pretending to be related?
Why did the mirror cross the road?
What car has four-wheel drive and flies?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
Which dogs are the best at getting girls?
Where do oceans always buy their cars?
What do clouds do as soon as they make money?
Why are playgrounds so good at dancing?
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