What did Polly the parrot want for the 4th of July?
A fire-cracker.
What do ghosts drink on Halloween?
Why are the chicks hatched at Easter always so creative?
Did you know about April 1st?
What do bees chew?
What constantly moves forward but never learns anything?
What kind of money do fishermen make?
What did the typhoons name their baby girl?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Why did Harry Potter⢠suddenly go bald in his teens?
What's a mummy's favorite kind of music?
Why is it hard to talk to a shy cow?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Why did the nurse always choose the red crayon?
Why did the tree go to the dentist?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
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