What did the squirrel bring to the Thanksgiving potluck?

Why don't skeletons ever go trick-or-treating on Halloween?

What did the cheerleader bring her mom for breakfast on Mother's Day?

Why don't koalas categorize as bears?

What do teapots eat on their snack break?

What do you call a bunch of grandmasters of chess bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?

Why couldn't the McNuggets® cross the road?

What's James Bond's favorite hot drink?

Where can you have a Fry-day every day?

What's a balloon's least favorite type of music?

What kind of dogs do the best at the Olympic® winter games?

What did the horses say when they saw their friend who lives across the street?

Where did the boat go when it was sick?

Who invented Daylight Saving Time?

What happens when a realtor commits a crime?