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A fire-cracker.
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What do leprechauns love to barbeque?
What does the ghost say when she greets her boyfriend?
What's a bug's favorite Frank Sinatra song?
Where do catchers sit at lunch?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
What superhero often gets mistaken for photography equipment?
What do dog dads play with their puppies in the backyard?
What did baby Godzilla call his mother?
Why couldn't x and y find each other at the airport?
Why couldn't the NBA® player date the WNBA® player?
Where does a pianist go on vacation?
Why didn't the lamp sink in the water?
What do dogs wear on their ears when it's cold outside?
What did the sickly elevator say?
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