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A fire-cracker.
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Why was the antelope's son so stubborn?
How do you make a cow float?
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What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What horn never makes a sound?
Why did the mouse get caught by the cat?
How do you know the sun will be back tomorrow?
Why did the tilapia roll his eyes at the sea captain?
What is a whale's favorite sport?
What did the baseball glove say to the ball?
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