Why should you wear leather when trying to stay unnoticed?

What is a janitor's favorite movie?

Why is laughter the best medicine?

Why did the student always get straight A's?

What instrument did the plus sign play in band?

What do construction workers do at Labor Day parties?

Why did the sausage quit playing baseball?

Why did the cat think it was a wizard?

What did the group of hobbits name their band?

Why was the turkey taken out of the football game?

Where do pigs love to take naps?

What did the rabbit want for his birthday?

What stone does a skier want in her engagement ring?

Why are elephants wiser than chickens?

Why was the pirate late for work?