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How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?

Will invisible planes ever be popular?

What's a decade's favorite sport?

Which animals make the best locksmiths?

What's a princess's favorite fast-food restaurant?

What did the kitten say when it lost its favorite toy?

Why was the tire self-conscious?

What type of music do frogs listen to?

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What happens when grass goes out of town?

Why does the lower first base side smell the worst at a baseball stadium?