Why did the scarecrow win an award?
It was outstanding in its field.
What did the storm say when its plans changed?
What do naked fish play with?
Why did the man decide to sell his vacuum?
Why did the astronaut's restaurant on the moon fail?
Do dads have fun on Father's Day?
What did the stair machines call each other?
What do you get if you cross a parrot with an elephant?
How do billboards talk?
Where do ants go to eat?
What's Bigfoot's favorite musical part to sing?
What animal floats best?
How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?
Which rock group consists of four men that don't sing?
What do you call a military member who loves to cook?
What do you call a horse that plays the violin?
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