What did one angel say to the other angel?

What do you call it when two letters make a wager?

Why don't eggs tell each other jokes?

If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?

Where does the president keep his razor?

The museum curator needed a break.

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

What's a sheep's preferred type of clothing?

What do elderly dogs use to get around?

Why are the Middle Ages sometimes called the Dark Ages?

Why are chemists so good at solving problems?

Why was the ocean too hot to swim in?

Which celebrity has the loudest scream?

Why does rain make a great waiter at a restaurant?

Why did the airplane get grounded?