What's the most colorful branch of the armed forces?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

I broke my finger!

Why shouldn't you trust atoms?

What instrument does a baseball player play in a band?

What U.S. state has the most math teachers?

Where do dogs go when they want a buffet?

How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?

What did the elephant do when he hurt his toe?

Why did the girl study in the airplane?

How did the border collie's owner know that it borrowed his book?

Why can't your hand be 12 inches long?

How did Barack ask Michelle to be his wife?

Why can't skeletons play music at a church?

What do you get from an Alaskan cow?