What are the strongest days of the week?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

What do you call an ant who fights crime?

Where can a therapist always find a new client?

Why wouldn't the Pharaoh let the Hebrews go?

What did the father say when his daughter told him she'd call him later?

What part of a fish weighs the most?

Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?

What do you get when you cross a crocodile with a rooster?

What do you call a retired cowboy?

What's a dog's favorite type of Chex Mix™?

Why did the man buy the discounted TV with a broken volume control?

What did the wasp do when he got hot?

What did the calf's mom tell him when he was frowning too much?

Which bird is the least afraid of fire?