Which vegetable is actually bad for you?

Why couldn't the pepper go to archery practice?

Which condiment adds the most kick?

What after-school activity do bears participate in?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

When is it bad luck to see a black cat?

What does a turkey dress up as on Halloween?

What is dry on the outside, filled with water, and blows up buildings?

What did Dad say at 11:59 PM on New Years Eve?

Why do football players make great fishermen?

What's Cinderella's favorite drink at Starbucks®?

Which gaming system is always in a good mood?

Why don't fish play basketball?

What do you call a horse that plays the violin?

Why are fish so good at watching their weight?