Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Because they put on the salsa.
Which fast food chain can run the fastest?
What vegetable still uses slang from the '80s?
How do you massage a chicken wing?
Where do automobiles have picnics?
What's the world's weakest animal?
Why can't Dalmatians play hide and seek?
What's a henway?
What country's capital is growing the fastest?
Which fish go to heaven when they die?
What sport do horses love to play?
Why is the number 4 so smart?
What do you call George Washington's birthday?
What do ghosts eat on Halloween?
What's a worm's favorite holiday?
I got my dad a fridge for Father's Day.
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