Why did the tortilla chip start dancing?
Because they put on the salsa.
What did the chef say when he made five great dishes in a row?
What is the opposite of coffee?
What time does everyone love to drink?
Why is the snail the strongest animal?
How to you navigate a canoe filled with puppies?
What do you get if you cross some ants with some tics?
Who do green peas see when they aren't feeling well?
What time of day was Adam created?
Why are cars magic?
What should you do if you're on a road trip and you see a fork in the road?
What is a vampire's favorite sport?
What is a math teacher's favorite sport?
How do birds threaten one another?
Where do rabbits go after their wedding ceremony?
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