What vegetables make the best music?
Beets.
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What's the difference between roast beef and pea soup?
How do eggs end a TV show?
What do cows always add to their salad?
What happened when the owl lost his voice?
What do pigs do over the summer?
Where do sports go on a Valentine's Day date?
What do you call someone who sees a robbery at an Apple Store?
Why is Michael Phelps never late?
What do you call a class about how to interact with others?
What's the difference between a guitar and a fish?
What did they call the canary that flew into the pastry dish?
What disease was the horse scared of getting?
Why do mice need oiling?
Why is the letter A like a spring flower?
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