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Why did the vegetable call the plumber?

What type of cake never comes with frosting?

What kind of instrument can someone play with their stomach?

What do you call a basketball player with a drooling problem?

What's a father's favorite flower?

What did the worm say to the other when he was home late?

What do you call a song about Christmas gifts?

What do Scottish toads play?

What fish is a big hit at children's birthday parties?

Why do so many dogs join baseball teams?

What's a pumpkin's favorite game?

Why don't moms tell mom jokes?

Why did the basketball player have so many good arguments?

What birds make average students?