What vegetables make the best music?
Beets.
What's the laziest vegetable?
How much did the pirate pay for corn at the farmer's market?
Why does the orange always lose in races?
What do you call a flower that runs on electricity?
How much room do fungi need in order to grow?
Why do Olympians never overheat?
What falls at the North Pole and never gets hurt?
What do trees keep as a pet?
What do you find at the end of everything?
She Needed Her Balance Checked!
Why did the octopus have to stop writing his book?
What do you get when you cross a plane with a magician?
What's both a number one hit and a total failure?
Why do rocket scientists take everything so seriously?
What instruments do imaginary friends play?
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