What did the leafy greens say when they were trapped in the fridge?

Why didn't the cheese want to hang out with the knife?

How does a pizza introduce itself?

Why does Snoop Dogg always have an umbrella with him?

What did the dog say after his birthday party?

How do we know that Saturn was married more than once?

What's the only snack you have to eat while lying down?

What do you call the king of vegetables?

What do you call a pig thief?

Why does a bottle of wine make the perfect Father's Day gift?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

Why are baseball games at night?

Why did the dog wander into the art gallery?

Why do kids love theater classes?

What did the buffalo say when he dropped his son off at school?