What vegetables make the best music?
Beets.
Why was Billy fired from the banana shop?
What do you call a sad latte?
What kind of pizza always makes the cheerleading squad?
Why did the car excuse himself from the dinner party?
How do you know if a chicken egg will be a dad one day?
Leprechauns are never afraid to follow their dreams.
What did Snow White™ say while waiting in line for her photos?
Why did Santa Claus get a parking ticket on Christmas Eve?
What's the friendliest pen?
What game do both humans and birds play in school?
Why do plants hate algebra?
Why are hairdressers great at basketball?
Which carnival booth are basketball players best at?
What do you call it when a cow and a chicken are angry at each other?
Why did people want to see Coca-Cola® in concert?
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