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Beets.
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My wife told me to take the spider out instead of killing him..
Did Eve have a date with Adam?
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Which of the cardinal sins is the cutest?
Why did the fish blush?
What game does a rabbit always win?
Why are billionaires such good parents?
Why did the cake strike out in baseball?
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