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Why did Pinocchio™️ hate his nose?

What car can you only see twice a year?

What's a lawyer's favorite food?

Who isn't happy to get an Academy Award®?

What kind of things does a farmer talk about when he is milking cows?

Why does the yogurt go to so many art museums?

Why did the sailor lose his job?

Why did the squirrel check into a mental hospital?

What is a pilot's favorite TV show?

What happened to the chicken whose feathers were all pointing the wrong way?

Why do plants hate algebra?

What do sheep always carry on a hot day?

Why are dogs allowed on airplanes?