What is a ghost's favorite movie?
Scream.
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What TV show did the cat love to watch?
Which founding father loves to sing?
What do you give a dog on a hot summer day?
What was every gemologist's favorite subject in history class?
Why did the chemist read the book on helium so fast?
What lives in the ocean, is grouchy, and hates neighbors?
What kind of cheese can you sew with?
What do you call someone with no body and no nose?
When is a baseball player like a thief?
What kind of snake would you find on a car?
How is a sofa like a Thanksgiving turkey?
Why did the computer run out of money?
My friend David had his ID stolen.
What did Papa John name his newborn son?
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