What happened when the frog joined the cricket team?
He bowled long hops.
Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?
Any maid is great at keeping secrets.
My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.
What's the most talkative class period in high school?
What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?
Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?
Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?
What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?
How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?
What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?
How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Why was the cow unable to run the race?
What is a spider's favorite book?
What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?
What insect runs away from everything?
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