What kind of pole is short and floppy?

How could the dolphin afford to buy a house?

What factory causes everyone who works there to gain weight?

Why couldn't the couple get married at the library?

Why did the scientist hang the periodic table posters?

How did the farmer fix his torn overalls?

Why was the chip acting so goofy?

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple?

Why was the K9 such a devout Catholic?

What kind of dog chases anything red?

What do you call a hotel with really bad customer service?

What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?

When do ghosts love to go camping?

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

How would the weather be in a country ruled by pets?