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Where do belly buttons go to college?

What do you call a stationary flamingo?

What do you call a hotdog at Halloween?

What is Jesus's favorite Beatles song?

What do you call your son when he just sits around in the same chair all day?

What animal scores the most in basketball?

What do you call fowl that fly into windows?

Which animal is the leader of the mafia?

What do eye doctors do in their spare time?

Which celebrity can be sedimentary, igneous, or metamorphic?

Why are stones so good at music?

What did the tree say to its branches in autumn?

Why do seagulls fly over the sea?

Why did the dog put on a business suit?