Who has eight guns and terrorizes the ocean?

Any maid is great at keeping secrets.

My friend told me I had to stop acting like a flamingo.

What's the most talkative class period in high school?

What do you get if you cross a science fiction film with a toad?

Why is whiskey not as popular anymore?

Why was the chameleon such a good cashier?

What's a rabbit's favorite way to travel?

How does a cucumber turn into a pickle?

What did the wolf say when it stubbed its toe?

How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?

Why was the cow unable to run the race?

What is a spider's favorite book?

What do you call a pig that's out in the sun for too long?

What insect runs away from everything?